Today I went to Braum’s to buy ice cream, and what I found there was shocking! They no longer sell half-gallon tubs. The size they now offer is only three pints. Boys were not allowed to take home economics at my school, so I couldn’t tell you how many pints are in a half-gallon. I Googled it when I got home and there are four pints in a half gallon. So Braum’s is cheating you by a pint. In other words, you are getting a whole quarter less.
I haven’t bought ice cream in a while, so I’m not really sure if the price went down too, or not. All I know is I’m not happy about it. So I asked the guy at the checkout line (he looked like a smart-ass) what happened to the all the half-gallon tubs, and he actually told me aliens came and abducted them all. I’m not kidding. So I said, “Well, when the aliens are done with them, let me know so I can come back to Braum’s to buy ice cream.” Okay, I didn’t really say that because I wanted some ice cream, but I thought it. This might actually prompt me to send a letter to Braum’s headquarters.
Last time I checked, Farm Fresh still sold half-gallon tubs. Hopefully, the aliens haven’t attacked them, too.
