I’ve been running a fever off and on since Saturday, and I’m getting sick of being sick. Who gets sick in the summertime anyway? I just had a scary, delirious thought. Maybe it’s the West Nile virus.
Whatever it is, I’ve taken enough cough syrup to tranquilize a fucking elephant, but it hasn’t really helped. Each time I cough, I think my brains are going to come out of my ears. My voice is so hoarse, I sound like a seventy year old chainsmoker.
I don’t say this often, but I’m really looking forward to going back to work.
