One of my biggest pet peeves is people who call you on the cell phone when they are in the bathroom. Manners have gone out the window with the advent of cordless and cell phones. Why would anyone think it is okay to talk to you while they are dropping a deuce?
“Hey, Mark.” Fart! “Can I borrow your table saw?” Grunt! “I’ve got some two-by-fours I need to shorten.” Splash!
How do you even carry on a conversation like that? I’m not that good a multi-tasker.
Maybe people don’t think you can’t hear the bathroom sounds on the other end. Wrong! Cell phone microphones are so sensitive you can hear a mouse pissing on a cotton ball across the room.
Whenever I’m talking to someone, if I realize they are in the toilet, I just hang up on them without explanation. Show me some respect, and I’ll show you some.
Tags: cell phone, funny, humor, toilet
