Oklahomans are fat, myself included. I’ve been reading a lot of theories on the internet as to why we are this way. Some people say it’s because of high fructose corn syrup. Others say it’s due to french fries. But they are all wrong, and it’s not due to Global Warming this time.
The reason Oklahomans are fat is because of beer. We have some of the weakest beer in the country. While most other states have about 6% alcohol in their beer, ours is mostly 3.2% alcohol. So you get all of the calories when drinking beer, but only half the buzz. Therefore, you have to drink twice as much beer to get trashed, which is the only reason to drink in the first place.
Doctors even claim now that two glasses a day provide benefit to the heart. Amatuers. If two glasses is good, four is even better.
