Tonight on the news there was video of a high speed police chase in Oklahoma City. The police performed a PIT maneuver (oh yeah, I’m hip to the lingo) on the car to stop it. They yanked the guy out of his car and threw him on the ground. And I just have one question. Why is it that every time this happens the guy has long, greasy blonde hair and he somehow forgot to put a shirt on?
Maybe the police are part of a secret law enforcement branch known as the fashion police. They drive around pulling people over if the driver has a mullet or you can clearly see his man boobs from the street. Cover that shit up!
Maybe it’s the same guy being pulled over and over again, and the cops are just toying with the him, similar to the way a cat plays with a mouse. I have to admit it. If I were a cop, I’d definitely do that at least once or twice. Per day.
That’s not very nice, though. The guy obviously can’t afford a wifebeater like your more upstanding criminals wear. He really needs our sympathy.
Whatever is going on, it makes for entertaining television. That’s for sure.
Tags: criminal, funny, humor, pit maneuver, police, wifebeater
