Okay, I know I need to exercise. Over the years I’ve gained way more weight than I want to admit. I blame Global Warming, but then I blame everything on that.
This morning I was supposed to go to the gym. It didn’t happen. I prefer sleeping to exercise. Anyway, I tossed and turned all night. I’m sure I burned a lot of calories doing that. I think I’ll have a Mountain Dew for breakfast. With a donut.
Tags: diet, exercise, funny, global warming, humor
